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Nigerian Cell Phone Bandits
Haunted By Dead Tribal Chief?
The count stands at 2100 Nigerian Suspects have been rounded up, tried and jailed for CRIMES AGAINST INTERNET HUMANITY. This charge is new on the MARITIME BOOKS OF SEA AND AIRWAVES under the ancient law of ESQUIRE DAVID JONES IV LEAGAL ADVISOR TO THE HIGH SEAS COURTS
Rumor has it a mysterious Law Officer known only as CAPTAIN AHAB is behind the new INTERNATIONAL EFFORT to clean up Nigerian criminal activity against internet business.
WIPN can not confirmed nor deny any reports of this strange character appearing near places of internet crime hangouts and strongman hide-a-ways just before the WIP forces arrive with arrest warrants from the homeland governmental law enforcement agencies.
One supect is on record saying, " I do not know if this man is a ghost of my Grandfather but I go on record telling you I saw him hovering in the air over my Grandfather's grave the night before the great arrests. I am sad I am a part of this shame on my country and my grandfather had to return to clean up my country because of what I have had a part in."
The convicted Internet felon added that he knew his' grandfather was mad at him and all the Nigerian men who have turned their backs on the truth of honest work and now rob others. "My country is in great shame...and I will fight for the law from now on and do what is right the rest of my days even if it kills me!" He said.
WIPN does not endorse rumors of this nature and is in the process of tracking several similiar stories only because of the high number of witnesses who have seen this Lawman on the scene and vanishing in the mists of time just before the International team of officers and agents arrive.

This dory filled with black market cell phoones was siezed in recent Nigerian raid. The total boats seized this year is 412
CAN THIS BE THE REAL CAPTAIN AHAB? CLICK HERE! for the entertaining interview that possiblyhappened
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